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The covers weren't very nice though, covered in some kind of leather...

 

Human skin, actually. But that's beside the point.

"You do not EAT the Necronomicon!"

 

Yeah, that Abdul Alhazred may have been mad, but he sure could make a tasty book.

 

Were his last words "Allahu akbar?"

 

"For all the stock we put in final words, they often have as much significance as first words," - That bearded guy from Game of Thrones. You know the one.

 

I actually haven't spoken my first word yet.

 

Indeed, I'm stuck between Zanzibar or Kumquat.

 

Really? That's pretty dope; no poisonous hamsters in a Kumquat...

 

Well, you don't want poisonous hamsters with scurvy; that would be terrible!

 

Meh, the Necronomicon is just a book. Sure, it has all those lovely spells in it but it isn't too impressive. Well I'll amend that. It depends on which Necronomicon you are dealing with. I've encountered several including not a few that were just the ramblings of some liches trying to create a coven of minions under them.

 

Why not just feed them oranges?

 

Some of the hamsters won't eat oranges; they'll only have kumquats.

 

Then make the kumquats have the proper nutrients they need.