*summons pirate hats for all* here, try to avoid talking to your duplicate; it could rip the universe apart.
As long as you don't make out with mine, I don't care. - - Auto Merge - - Pirate dog is here, somewhere; he's wearing two pirate hats.
"That is incorrect. Pirate Dog is currently with Queen Allysana. Or is there an alternate Pirate Dog here?"
I think it might be a alt universe Pirate Dog. I mean, he is now wearing 10 pirate hats. I think he played a little too much TF2