I'd look silly wearing glasses. You do know you could just get Ratchet or any other medic bot to repair you optics. I don't need repairs I'm in excellent shape! *his trigger finger falls off.* Not to worry that reattaches.
Wait? What? Who did she marry? It wasn't my Archrival. Who else did I make? "Why do you think it wasn't me!?" Because you are annoying. I like your hat, other dog!
She married Cassia. My fantroll. I'd never heard of Homestuck until you mentioned it in a post a couple years ago. "You introduced Ridley to Homestuck, which inspired him to bring Cassia into my universe. I thank you for the role you played in bringing her to me."
Are we still on this planet for any particular reason? Shouldn't we get back to Matriarch and continue our journey to... um, where were we headed?
"You have a point." *sci-fi teleporty noises* "Cassia and I will be gone for a few days. Ridley told me about a Terran tradition called a 'honeymoon,' which I think sounds like fun. Until we get back, Ninjakitty is command." You heard the lady. The cartoon cat of questionable common sense is in command of the third most powerful ship in the multiverse.
"TIME TO ATTACK CANADA! They've had it too good for too long..." I'm going to assume that was a joke. Also, good for you two. Glad I could help out an alien queen. That HAS to have some benefit in the long run of things. Perhaps You Could Call In Favors. Blackmailing of sorts. This isn't some bad mafia movie. I'm not going to do that. "Why isn't Canada dead yet!?!?!?"
"THIRD most powerful?! There TWO ships more powerful than me?!" Uh... yeah. The Ryo-Ohki and the Tsunami. From universe TMR-O/A Prime. "Princess Detriis! I demand upgrades!"
We can't attack Canada. Or any other target on Earth. Galactic law and whatnot. Did you know that the Matriarch is capable of time travel?
"I am waiting patiently. And for reference's sake, I am genderless, biologically female, and I go by whatever pronouns you wish to use. My person favorite are toon/toon/toonself." Uh... uh huh.
