This springs to mind... [video=youtube;MsI9xSgkjLY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsI9xSgkjLY[/video]
Any weapons you might be carrying won't do you any good against a ship this size. "I'm sending out a retrieval drone. You know that we're not allowed to throw people out of the airlocks without approval."
Heheheheheh I drank all the coffee! *Bounces around and giggles uncontrollably like a certain pink pony*