Eh, sure, why the hell not... TRICERATOPS!!! *morphs into Blue Ranger* My God... it worked... I'M THE BLUE FREAKIN' RANGER!! *pulls victory fist* Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
"I want a giant fighting robot." You have at least fifty of them down in the main armory. "Yes, but they are not shaped like giant extinct animals." You're about to call Detriis, aren't you? "...Maybe."
So this is a spaceship, huh? I don't recall mankind having interstellar capability. May I ask the current year, on the Earth calendar? Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
Well, crap. Rita Repulsa's alive, somehow... and I have never been a Power Ranger before, so, yeah... Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
*the sword is deflected by an energy barrier* "Did you honestly believe that outdated Eltarian technology would be effective?" Also, Rita Repulsa became the Mystic Mother. She's no longer evil.
*breaks through the barrier because he's a Power Ranger!* Finish 'em off Blue! (Also, I never watched Mystic Force.)
*Alice grabs Gravity by the throat and flings him across the room* "I am Queen Allysana Vex'ori Graa Armiista, and this is MY ship. You do not stand a chance against me or my allies. Do not presume to attack me again, or I will end you." I'd listen to her. She only does the 'Queen Allysana Vex'ori' bit when she's mad enough to kill.
*grabs Gravity by the belt buckle and drags him into the nearby supply closet for a private chat* Dude, you're crazy, or at least I think you are. I don't care, though. You only use your weapons for defense. It's the Ranger way. If I catch you attacking Alice again. I'm taking that Morpher. Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
"Did someone say taking that morpher?" *Ninjakitty appears above the two in power ranger suits and pulls the uniform and all associated devices off of Gravity, then somehow puts them all on herself in an instant* "Hmm. Not very flattering..." *ninjakitty vanishes*
And you, my friend, have just proven that you are mentally unfit to be a Power Ranger. *removes Gravity's Morpher and puts it in pocket* Now get out there, and apologize to Alice. NOW. Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
"I stole Gravity's power ranger stuff already. What you just took from him were some very nicely shaped lumps of C4, which I stole from Gravity many pages ago."
