Last to Post: Round Five

"Hoot hoo hoo?"
(Weird in a good way?)

 

I'm weird in strange way that cannot be explained.

 

"Hoot hoo, hoo hoot hoo?"
(Too weird to live, too rare to die?)

 

Maybe......

 

*lands on RD's shoulder*
"Hoot."
(Cool.)

 

*pets the owl*

 

*turns back to non-ghost Mr. Owl*
"Hoot! Hoot hoo!"
(Hooray! I beat the reaper once more!)

 

Was it because of me?

 

"Hoo!"
(Yes!)
*nuzzles RD in thanks*

 

He took off at a good speed, exiting Equestria itself, to a cold and desolate land.

 

"Hoot hoo!"
(Like this!)
*nuzzles Rex*

 

"Hoo hoot hoot, hoo hoo."
(Don't worry about it, just accept it.)
*nuzzles some more*

 

Quite frankly, I'm started to get a little bit disgusted by these public displays of affection.

"As am I."

∑ There is a time and a place for these things!

"And all this licking and nuzzling is SO unsanitary."

-Woof*-
*I'm a dog, and even I have better manners.

 

"Hoot, hoot. Hoot Hoo."
(My name, is Mr. Owl. And not a lot of people know that.)

*turns to the disgruntled group of space travellers, puts on a video*
"Hoot. Hoo hoo."
(Here. Watch this instead.)

 

*summons a bow*

"It has been some time since you used Tamrielic magic."

It has, hasn't it?

*aims at the overly-affectionate owl*

 

No! Not the owl, it has been killed a lot of times before!

 

"Hoo hoo hoot. Hoo hoo hoo hoot, hoot hoo hoo hoot. Hoot, Hoo. Hoot."
(Thank you Luna. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Or, I might not. We will see.)