"You only perceive me as odd because Armiistaan culture falls well outside your societal norms." Dude, you're being specist. Not cool.
"Are we talking about the Podlings of Thra or the Podlings of Scump't?" Probably Scump't. Those guys are a-holes.
No really, a bunch of aliens are attacking the ship! *watches the aliens kill a bunch of Armiistaan soldiers on the security camera's*
"That is not a security camera. That is an old training video. Those soldiers are not dead, the are stunned. They are playing the role of the opposing army in the film." The ship is running with a skeleton crew at the moment. There are no troops currently aboard. "Confirmed. Sensors indicate that I am not under attack."
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"If you really wish to fight something, there is both a fully interactive holodeck and and training area with sparring robots."
"I agree. However, galactic law prohibits unprovoked attacks on sentient species without a formal declaration of war." The Galactic Council is terrified of Armiista. You know you can do whatever you want. "That is true, but trade sanctions cause my people unnecessary inconvenience." Fair enough.
"I find it interesting that people are talking about Sci-Fi." Its mostly about aliens, but whatever.