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Huh.

Well.

That happened.

 

Or did it?

 

Yes. But also no.

 

I think we're all ignoring the elephant in the room here.

 

There's an elephant?! Can I ride it?

 

I thought you were in Detroit.

 

I came back. Wasn't as great as I thought it would be.

 

It's Detroit.

I've seen better reviews for Mordor.

 

I liked Mordor. It was full of interesting people.
Good tourist board too.

 

It's all gone to hell since Sauron was assassinated.

 

Depends. If you're a geologist it's probably pretty interesting.

 

I'm not a geologist.

 

But I thought you liked rock?

 

Did I say that? I can't remember it,

 

Geology rocks!

 

It does? I didn't know that.

 

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Nixon strike!