Last to Post: Round Five

I've found that the easiest solution to a problem is usually the best.

"How does the saying go? 'Do not overcomplicate things, fool?'"

Actually, it's 'Keep it simple, stupid.'

 

Ah, but I am a fool.

 

Yeah... well... be less that.

 

I tried once. Sometimes late at night the screams still haunt me...

 

There's always giant paint balls. Just keep splatting one color over the other.

 

Wouldn't that just make a horrible murky brown colour?

 

Depends on the kind of paint if it dries quick enough it won't be a problem.

 

Hmm, *throws multicoloured paint balls at Lio to test this theory*

 

Yeah that's kind of heard to do since I'm not there heck my voice orb isn't even there. I didn't read all the post I missed but before I left I had left a crystal behind. Until Crystals been activated there isn't anything you can do to me because I'm beyond the fourth wall.

 

*throws paint at the fourth wall*

 

Uh... remember who you're dealing with. The fourth wall isn't really an obstacle.

 

Indeed. But, if I'm looking in on this situation now, then doesn't that mean that I'm behind the four-
*gets hit by the paint he threw at the fourth wall*
Oh Goddammit! I did not think this through!

 

Do you ever think anything through?

 

Think... through?

 

Yeah... it's that thing you do when... uh... Alice help me out.

"It is simple. To think something through, you must decide on a course of action, and then make a mental list of all possible outcomes and consequences of that action.
Ridley is actually better at it than he would have you believe."

Oh yeah? Then why do I make so many stupid decisions?

"Two reasons. The first is because you are mildly psychopathic."

Obviously.

"The second reason so many of your decisions turn out badly for you is because you frequently make decisions based solely on the well-being of the few people that you actually care about.
As you well know, putting others first requires you to put yourself second, even when you should not.
For all your faults, you are as loyal as a puppy. That is what I like about you."

 

*pets puppy Ridley*

 

Cats are better.

 

Google "Dog saves family."

Now Google "Cat saves family."

There ya go.

Also, while you're at it, Google "Baby saves family."

 

*Googles it all*

 

I would pay good money to watch a baby save a family. From like, a house fire.