Last to Post: Round Five

What? *accidentally sweeps RD with the broom*

 

Damnit, you got me in this madness now. :I

 

We're all mad here, RD.

 

I'm so mad right now. I could just explode!

 

Art thou insane, Brother?

 

Quite.















-dramatic pause-

















*explodes*

 

I say! *monocle falls off*

 

*picks up the monocle*

 

*monocle turns into a spider wearing another, smaller monocle*

 

Oh my! :O
.

 

*spider's monocle falls off, turns into another, smaller monocle wearing spider*

 

*steps on it*

 

No! Fancy McSpiderson! Why would you do that!?

 

Because it kept getting smaller and I wanted it to stop

 

You could have just stopped surprising him like that! Can you at least scrape him off your hoof? He deserves a proper funeral.

 

*eats him* What'd you say again?

 

You eat things you scrape off your hoof? Gross.

*cries on the inside*

 

It's so tasty tho. :3

 

Your hoof is tasty?

 

Duh, I taste like Skittles.