A self aware kitchen sink... I'll add that to the list of things to treat with extreme love and care. X3
Right...I don't want to know what you mean by that. If it doesn't change into anyone in a year then it's just a sink. I don't punish people with inanimateness for longer than that. Don't do it for shorter than that either, haven't figured out how. I'd rather it only be a day, a year stuck as something that can't speak can't move, I'm evil but I'm not that evil.
Being that banks are evil entities my empire runs several. It amazing me how many people are willing to trust a rabbit with their money. All we had to do was promise 5% interest and not to kill their first born.
Why would I want your blood? You're confusing me for another of Lio's characters. He's the on dress as a Blue's Brother.
I can't stop, I'm on a mission from God! *dances some more, randomly recruits band members from somewhere*