If you do owe someone a debt, it is best to repay it as soon as possible. Would you like a pair of steel toe boots?
"As Ridley is currently watching an anime about monster girls, I shall be taking over posting duties for the time being. Perhaps I should make my own Ask thread."
*electrical storm* What the...? "Oh, no! It's a Terminator!" *a man resembling Arnold Schwartzenegger steps out* "MorphinBrony?" Y... yes? "Come with me if you want to live. Same goes for everyone aboard this vessel. But first, I need clothes."
"Request denied." "Matriarch!" "Oh fine. He can use the wardrobe synthesizer." "Why is my ship a pervert? It makes no sense."
*has the synthesizer give him a biker getup, puts it on* So, why are you here? "On May 27, 2016, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration will detect this vessel in orbit around Earth. In response, upon discovering the on-board computer, Apple Computer will attempt to reverse engineer it, thus creating Skynet, a new app for all Apple products." Lemme guess, Skynet becomes self-aware and attempts to destroy us all? "Correct. You must not allow this to happen." "Hold it, Schwartzenetron. If you were sent by the Resistance to prevent Skynet's existence, you, as a result, won't exist, and Skynet will exist anyway... in short, paradox." "I forgot about that." *disappears in a puff of logic* That was weird.
"As if these apes could copy me, anyway. I'm one of a kind." "Well... technically you're an imprint of Alice's brain on a biocrystal computer. So you're sorta like a copy of my sister."
Nobody really knows whats happening in this thread. "Just play along and you will be fine." Alice, why is there an Ask thread with your name on it? "Because you are boring, and I felt like trying something new."
