"What the hell, Ridley! Did you think I'd let you just forget about me?!" Sorry, Alice. Things have been nuts lately, and besides, I don't think that any of the current active members know who you are.
Another Last to Post thread? Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY JEEEEEEEENKINSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Why do we continue with this? Even if one thread ends, another begins. There will never be a final post." Because it's a way to kill time.
"Victory for the sake of victory is pointless. Nothing is truly achieved." Yeah, well... what about going for two pointless victories? "Nothing twice is still nothing." Whatever. I'm still going for another win.
"Ridley has fallen asleep, so I shall post in his stead. Please enjoy this artistic rendering of famous cats and a woman in a vaguely catlike costume."