Last to Post: Round Five

D'aww, *scratches behind Xani-copy's ears*

 

*shakes leg as my ear get's scratched*

 

*gives Xani-copy a tummy rub*

 

Probably from one of the hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people who feel the same way I do.

Also, seriously... why would people attack the Dukes of Hazzard? That show was about as racist as Bugs Bunny.
I mean, come on! They're just some good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm!

 

*makes cute little murrs and shakes my leg more*

 

*pets Xani-copy and gives a treat*

General Lee? Pfft. General Mayhem's where it's at.

 

*noms on it and licks your cheek*

 

Good changeling-fox! *kisses nose*

 

* surprise boops! *

 

*turns into Mr. Owl*

 

Oh yeah! It's the owl pizza guy!

 

*flaps about*
"Hoot hoo! Hoo-hoo hoot!"
(Don't eat me! I'm not a pizza!)

 

Hey, where's the pizza that I ordered?

 

"Hoot hoot."
(I ate it.)

 

*slaps the owl* How could you!? I thought were friends.

 

*drops out of the air from the slapping*
"Hoo! Hoot-hoo!"
(Ow! Me too!)

 

How dare you eat my pizza.

 

"Hoot hoo!"
(You told me to!)

 

I said I wanted pizza. Not you.

 

"Hoot-hoo?"
(So you want the pizza?)