Last to Post: Round Five

It depends what one does to break it.

 

It's such a coincidence because my brother actually broke the toaster this morning. I need TRP to fix it for me.

 

Unfortunately my toaster fixing skills have a limited range. Of like, five feet from me. How did he break it?

 

He jammed a graham cracker in one of the slots.

 

Hmm. Okay, what you need to do is buy one of these:

Sandwich the bread you want to toast in it, set fire to a piece of furniture, then hold the toasting grid over the flames. You want it to be just above the tips of the flames; not so low that the bread catches fire. And remember to flip it, to toast both sides.

 

Wow, you're really an expert at this.

 

Well yeah; they don't just hand these toaster repair certificates to just anyone ya know...

 

I don't deserve a toaster repair certificate, I deserve a gold star for being awesome.

 

Hang on.

*rummages about*

Okay here

 

Well, I gues you're right on that.....

 

I wouldn't be so sure...

 

I'm 'not-so' sure either.

...........

 

Unfortunately, I can't post the best ones on here.

 

*post all the best ones here*

 

*is a post*

 

*is part of that post*

 

*is part of a very strange but very awesome post. Could be used to make the best fence ever*

 

*has the fence post more awesome than ever*

 

*fences some posts*

 

*posts some fences*