My awesome beard causes me to exude an aura of masculinity that repels femininity. "You mean your body odor drives women away." That's not... you suck.
Girl/Boy I don't do mental changes so you're still you no matter what the body. No reason why you can't enjoy it. The Cheese Muffins are too evil. Besides they'll eat the people I'm trying to experiment on.
No, the Cheese Muffins are a mix of the most dangerous monsters and tribbles, on eats you and we'll have a dozen in the ship attacking everyone.