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We should help her!

 

*twitches and pukes up kumquats*

 

Maybe you're catching my bad aim. I can shoot in the air and hit a duck or shoot at the broad side of a barn and hit the farmer who a mile away in the field.

 

*Runs to Eris's side* I'm coming! *cuddles and uses her magic to help Eris heal up faster* I'm so sorry...

 

Wha? I was having the most wonderful dream...

 

Was the dream not being hit by a giant lazar of light?

 

No, Celestia had gotten trapped in one of those whack-a-mole games, and I had the mallet!

It was beautiful...

 

Oh my~ That would be pretty dang funny~ Hehehehehehe~

 

*quicky makes a whack a mole with the moles replaced with plastic Celestia's.*

Here you are, live your dream.

 

*whacks the heads a few times then sighs*

It's just not the same...

 

Right, give me an hour and I'll make them more life like.

*Takes the game back and goes off to a hidden lab to modify it.*

 

You have five minutes! Then I get bored and move on to something else!

 

*does something else already* I got board.

 

*hits Dash with the board* It's spelt 'bored'!

 

Damnit! *flips a table with a board on it*

 

*makes the table spin perpetually in the air*

 

That's not helping! :I

 

*throws knives at the table*

 

*Returns with the improved Whack a Celestia.*

Sorry about the wait. It took me longer to figure out how to give the Celestia's the right amount of squishyness to make them seem life like.

*Hand's Eris the hammer*

They'll state a random Celestia quote when they pop up and they'll cry out in pain when you hit them.

 

Would you happen to have a Whack-a-Pretty-Pink-Pony-Princess game?