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*Tony cries out in pain. Eris looks mildly perplexed*

Well that was odd.

 

I can weaponize almost anything. I don't need a gun.

 

I understand that, but why use it on that guy? He was just sitting minding his own business; he didn't deserve to be kumquated!

*Tony fumbles around blindly, looking for the sink*

 

He was lookin' at me funny.

 

*Tony falls down some stairs and breaks his neck*

Well, he certainly won't be doing that again.

 

Why are people falling down some stairs?

 

It's Ridley's fault. He killed Tony.

 

I could just be assuming things. Just cause she hasn't posted here doesn't mean she's given up on the site.

Hmm, she online so I guess I jumped the gun.

 

You shouldn't jump guns.

You also shouldn't startle knives.

 

But I like jumping guns. Especially when I'm using a humaniod remote.

 

Well, that's different.

 

Cybertronian guns are fun to jump just gotta be careful they aren't Target Masters.

 

*jumps over a pile of kumquats*

 

*turns the pile of kumquats into a Kumquat Monster*

 

*rides the Kumquat Monster around the room, cackling manically*

 

If you're wanna keep that thing, YOU have to be the one to take care of it.

 

I'll feed her and walk her everyday, I promise!

*plays catch with the the Kumquat Monster*

 

Her? I didn't realize it was a she.

Chaos magic is weird. But you already knew that.

 

Meh, the really really ugly ones are almost always female. This one time I ran across this monster that could be an exact double for Pamela Anderson. Well if she had black skin and horns in all the wrong places. Turns out it was male.