Last to Post: Round Five

Since he snapped his fingers probably.

 

It means dog mess, but has the added bonus of sounding funny.

 

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My neighbor brought home some random chick and they're being very loud.

I hope they both get herpagonasyphilaids.

 

That sounds like something I could arrange... *disappears in a flash*

 

I like it when bad things happen to rude people.

 

*flashes back*

Well, I'm not sure what I did, but I think it gained sentience and ran off. I'd avoid anything sausage-shaped for a while.

 

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This calls for a dramatic...

...pause!!!​

 

Stop being overdramatic!

 

˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pǝuɹnʇ uǝǝq sɐɥ plɹoʍ ǝloɥʍ ʎW

 

*turns Ridley's world inside out too, just for good measure*

 

Huh. I'm now rich and happy.

Neat.

 

Enjoy it. Just remember to drink and sail responsibly.

 

Woohoo! No more cheap booze for this guy!

 

What? You mean you don't have an irrational love for moonshine from a homebuilt still!?

I'm incredibly disappointed...

 

I've only ever had moonshine once.

I prefer rum.

 

Well, there's a lot more variety with rum...

I can accept this.