Last to Post: Round Five

You really don't remember the last attempt...

 

Did it involve missiles?

 

Yes. For the sake of us all, I would dissuade you from treading that path again.

 

Okay then.

Matriarch, I need an orbital strike on Pepperidge Farm. Five mile radius, high intensity. Glass the place.

"Happily."

Also, I need a new avatar.

 

That should work.

Hmm... *looks in his book of names*

Wash! Sgt. Kilgore! A kumquat!

 

All that against a cookie factory?

 

They knew too much.

 

Yeah and you're aiming at the wrong place. Apparently you don't remember where they are.

 

I don't remember either.

 

What!? But you're the chief rememberer!

 

I guess I'm not anymore........

 

I aimed wrong?
Then what the hell did I just destroy?!

"Hoboken, New Jersey."

 

Good, I have a contract with the Governor. Emergency protocols should have kicked in and everyone should still be alive. And Now I'll get paid to rebuild their city. Keep blasting away at New Jersey.

 

Fine, but we want a cut.

"Targeting Atlantic City."

"Fire."

 

Rebuilding the city? Can I help? I've got some great ideas...

 

Er I was actually being sarcastic of the keep firing away part. Also I won't really have to rebuild anything. The primary protocols saves the living creatures and the secondary saves the structures and infrastructure. Just the people come back first so they think I magicaly rebuilt everything they way it was. I spent a good eighteen years there so I'm rather fond of the state.

 

Are you familiar with a show called 'Jersey Shore?'

Keep firing.

"Strathmere destroyed.
Sea Isle City destroyed.
Avalon destroyed.
Stone Harbor destroyed.
Cape May destroyed."

 

Nope. Never watched and I'm told that's a good thing.

 

*rebuilds everything upside down and purple*

This is much better!

 

Hey, that looks good!
Let's see what you can do with Paris!

"Targeting...
Paris destroyed."