"It is cute seeing people try to copy me, but you can't just control some pre-established character or make something up as you go along. You need to make a true OC. You need to be original, but realistic. But Ninjakitty, you are a cartoon and super powerful. Yea. Because I'm a cartoon. I also have poor vision, have a mildly low IQ, and other REALISTIC qualities. I'm not just a voice in his head, and I'm not some pre-established character who you are taking your best shot at replicating. I'm a truly unique individual, with my own personality." Uh. I just don't like people using bright colors like orange pink and light blue for text. It's really hard to read... Ninjakitty's just jealous so many people are copying her.
"I speak in italics, with quotation marks to reflect the fact that my speech is being translated into English by a device built into my armor." "My speech style is the same as Queen Vex'ori, but with purple text. This is because I was created using a personality imprint from the Queen." "I talk in bright pink Comic Sans to reflect my youth and personality!" -Woof.*- *I'm a dog, so I bark. The translations appear on a display on my collar. And I just talk all normal-like.
It's all real, in at least one universe. In fact, there's at least one universe where you are Batman. Think about that for a second. In an alternate reality, YOU ARE THE GODDAMN BATMAN. Isn't that awesome?
"I will win this game!" No. I'm gonna win this game! "But you won round three!" Its still fun to win another round. "I don't care." But why did you bring it up? "I didn't, you did." Whatever. "Don't whatever me!" I can if I want to.
"Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"