"Ya vulgtlagln N'graath, Fhalma Armiista. Y stell'bsna nnn'gof'nn, mot'a syha'h. Y'hah." "I pray to the Goddess, Mother of Armiista. I pray that you protect your children, now and forever. Amen." "Y'hah." Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath!
Our gods don't need to be fast or smart. They're omniscient and omnipresent. They're also omnipotent. So there.
Guys. Guys. Guys. It doesn't matter what your gods are like. ALL gods are too lazy to give half a damn what their worshipers do. And WAY TOO LAZY to care about fighting each other.