Last to Post: Round Five

"Well you didn't think there would be a grasshopper living alone in a giant peach did you? That would be ridiculous!"

 

Good point, but is there a way outta here?

 

Wait, weren't we in the giant Twilight plushie universe?

 

We were? I wasn't aware of that.

 

No, we left that Universe, and now Dash is inside a giant peach, talking to a bunch of giant insects.

She'll probably be eaten.

 

Yes, Eris and I made a black hole as we chased each other tails, then we ended up in there...

Oh... *teleports the thread into a giant Tia plushie universe*

 

Oh, I understand now.......
How come I always miss the good stuff!?

 

Not again!

*tries to run away from 'Tia*

 

* sulks in the corner *

 

Tell Swoop Good part.

Oh look a cartoon Swoop. Obviously not a native from my world, cause my Swoop speaks in complete sentences.

 

I see your Swoop and raise you one Sloth!

 

I see your Sloth.



And I call.



I got a Royal Flush King high, what do you got?

 

Five kings!

 

There are only four kings in a deck, if I have one then how do you have four let alone five... should have known you'd cheat.

 

Well we were playing with my deck!

It's the only one I know of which has Swoops and Sloths, and also happens to have as many kings as are convenient to me at any given time.

Also I cheated.

 

The Swoops and Sloths weren't in the deck they were what we were betting.

 

I was betting cards out of the deck; how do you usually play?

 

What? Why would you bet cards out of the deck wouldn't that make less for us to play with?

 

Yes! But it gives the winner more choice for the next round!

 

That's not how Poker works...