"My antimatter rifle does not actually fire antimatter, as I have *sigh* previously explained to Ridley. A typical antimatter rifle uses antimatter annihilation as a propellant to fire a hyperdense carbon projectile at nearly the speed of light."
Hmm... Well, there's no sense in letting good meat go to waste. Break out the grinder, Alice! We're havin' burgers tonight! Yeehaw! "While I am not opposed to eating Terrans, I am surprised that you would suggest burgers. Why not a nice thigh roast?"