There's a lot more to being me than just looking like me. There's a lot more to being me than just looking like me.
Go get drunk! It's the only way to reveal the secrets of being Ridley! Careful though; you must be at the exact right level of drunkenness, a smidgen one way or the other, and it won't work!
You must swift as a coursing river! You must swift as a coursing river! With all the force of a great typhoon! With all the force of a great typhoon! With all the strength of a raging fire! With all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of the moon! Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
You're already failing. You're already failing. I don't slur my words when I'm drunk. I don't slur my words when I'm drunk. I can hold my liquor, thank you very much. I can hold my liquor, thank you very much.
Clearly, you were not drunk enough, try again! Hang on.... There, this is a necessary part of the process.... Okay Dash, how about this one?
Hmm... no synchronisation yet... clearly the levels are off... *pours some hard cider into Dashie* Let's try again: