You wouldn't steal a car You wouldn't run over the owner with their own car You wouldn't flee from the cops to another state with said car You wouldn't enter that car in street racing You wouldn't soup it up with illegal racing parts You wouldn't add military grade weaponry to it You wouldn't massacre the other racers You wouldn't rob a cyber cafe with your new assault racing vehicle You wouldn't hack one of the computers You wouldn't pirate a movie PIRACY: IT'S BAD, M'KAY?