Last to Post: Round Five

Moo~ *wiggles more*

 

*is suspicious of tree cows*

 

*punches self*

 

Finally! Satsuma punch!

*rushes over with a bowl and ladle*

 

*brings the cups*

 

That... didn't actually do much.

*punches a bag of oranges*

*like, a big bag though*

*about a ton*

*maybe a little more than a ton*

*doesn't have a scale that goes up that high*

 

*rides the resulting tidal wave of orange juice*

Wheeee!

 

I bet there are plenty of beings that could survive One Punch man. His universe is probably just full of weeklings.

 

I'd like to think Rasputin would. I mean according to legend.

 

I don't know. Strength-wise, he seems to be on par with heroes like Goku and Superman.

He once destroyed a small mountain with the shockwave from a pulled punch.

 

Pfft. Who hasn't.

 

I have! No wait......

 

None of you have.

 

I could've sworn you said something different.......

 

Time is a tricky thing. Altering it can leave afterimages of the negated timelines.

 

At least I saw it at a good time, though. Or was it supposed to be bad?

 

*puts on a luchador mask and wrestles with time*

 

*has money placed on TPR*

 

*throws a steel chair in the ring*

 

*runs up the hype*