*posts a bill* Reads: Hear ye! From this moment forward, all snuggles are subject to the snuggle tax. Taxes may be paid in the form of bitcoins, United States currency, or hugs.
Banishment I hope. Either that or you avatar gets turned into your least favorite MLP character till you pay up. No snuggling is more interactive than hugging.
*shrugs* Eh, looks better on you than it would've on that white-haired gadge anyway. I declare this a success!
Wait... is that the Aetherial Crown? Well, guess we've finally uncovered the secret behind making Dwemer metal...