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Dog Whisperer? No. That guy is a dumbass.

I am really good with dogs, though.

 

I'm more good with cats, TBH.

 

I'm as good with cats as a person can be.

I mean, they are cats after all.

They kinda just do whatever the hell they want.

 

yeah. I'm good with animals in general. unless it's that pet that hates everybody......

 

I dunno. When I was a kid, there were a couple of Rotties in town that everyone swore were the most aggressive dogs alive.
They had one of those *squee!* owners that trained them to be mean.

They liked me, though.

 

Carson doesn't like Cheese Burgers?

 

it would appear he hates them if it's known that he doesn't like them

 

Who's Carson?

 

.....I forget. some politician who might be a presidential candidate when that comes around.

 

Ah, now the name sounds vaguely familiar to me.

 

He's a vegetarian.

 

I always keep thinking vegetarian means you don't like vegetables.

 

Nope.

It means that you don't like BEING A GODDAMN MAN.

Unless you're a woman.

 

You don't like being a man, do you?

 

Being a man is awesome and I'm awesome at it.

 

That's the spirit!

 

As for me.....

* does womanly things *

 

*does pointless things*

 

Eeyup.

And stuff.

 

* eats stuff *