*Starts sticking a syringe into some of the cupcakes.* If they weren't they are now. Well not really but some of my more advanced tech may as well be magic.
Er, what are you talking about? It's just some transformative nano-machines. Well actually they're smaller than nano, but everyone know what nano is, pico- is less well know.
One trillionth. Come on, dude, this is elementary. What do those transformative "picomachines" do anyway?
If I know Lio, they probably change your gender, or make you unable to be physically affectionate towards others without some imaginative forfeit.