Last to Post: Round Five

"Surprised that an Omega Wizard such as yourself can't create life, especially one as powerful as yourself. You can always ask Dreamer to make you a Bat companion."

Or we can throw ideas at a wall and see what sticks

 

You'll understand it at some point.

 

*posts*

 

If you want a bat, I can probably make batman.

I AM THE BATMAN.

No... Not doing that one.

 

Ugh. Forty-seven thousand universes, and I still can't find a sapient bat with combat training and the ability to speak.

"What about..."

I considered him, too, but he's technically just a mutated human. Besides, he's a licensed character in this universe.

 

That's good, I don't want to be left out of the loop forever. :derpe:

 

*pootis*

 

"I really need to get out more."

"No duh."

I was gonna say that.

 

"Think anyone would notice if I stole Pluto?"

 

"No one will notice."

 

"That's cool, because I already stole it."

"WHAT?!"

 

No one cares about Pluto.

Well, no one on Earth, at least.

 

"Oh well then."

"What should we do now?"

 

That is categorically untrue. A lot of people on Earth care about Pluto.
Remember when those silly scientists tried to say that it wasn't a real planet?

 

Yeah. They said it was dawrf planet.

 

I care immensely about Pluto!!

 

See? Pluto is a very popular planet.

"Exactly. Now put it back before the Terrans notice that it is gone!"

"Is that an order?"

"As your Queen, no. As your older sister, yes."

"Well, then... I don't wanna! I'm not done with it yet!"

 

What are you gonna do, create an entire species and make it habitable?

 

"Actually, I was gonna hollow it out and fill it with candy."

Ah... so that's where my Invader Zim DVDs went.