Last to Post: Round Five

I think that's why Lio and I argue so much.

He just doesn't seem to understand that being an angry lump of misery and hatred is my job.

 

my job is being somewhat aggressive

 

"My job, it seems, is to keep Ridley in line."

OW! Hey, let go of my goddamn ear, you crazy *squee!*!

"Not until you learn to be less miserable."

 

My spelling doesn't seem to be affected by my state of inebriation; I have a very fine line between functioning drunk and black-out drunk.

 

I'm not angry, just annoyed.

I'm the angry evil one. Akuma is the patient one. Blood just doesn't really care, and Optimus is the drunk one.

I'm starting to sober up....I need a drink.

 

My problem is the fact that when I'm drunk, the little voice in my head that says 'don't do the thing' gets dragged into a dark alley and beaten mercilessly by the voice that says 'you should totally do the thing.'

 

Isn't that what happens to most people when they get drunk? Isn't that both the best and worst part about it?

 

True, but my 'this is a bad idea' voice is quieter than most people's.
If it tells me not to do something, it's because said thing is really stupid and possibly fatal.
It's not good to silence the voice for too long.

 

I once set a jerry can of petrol on fire trying to light a barbecue while drunk. Another time I launched a military issue parachute flare while barely able to walk.

I am not a responsible drunk either.

 

......I have never drunk.

 

you think she cares? she'll just say whatever pops into her head, honestly. I'm the voice of reason, with a dozen voices of insanity floating around me.

 

Your liver thanks you! x3

 

that's why I exist. I have much more power IRL in our decisions.

 

............essentially, yes.

 

......and yet you say it here. where there is a public record.