Last to Post: Round Five

*Eats the other doors.*

Bah. Those tastes terrible.

Why are you eating doors? You're a bunny.

I'm a Cyborg Bunny of DOOM! I am the doors DOOM.

 

* walks around the doors *

 

*summons The Doors*

Get 'im, Morrison!!!

 

Meep? *tilts head*

 

*turns the doors into oblivion gates*

 

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Not that!

 

Not doors doors, THE Doors!

 

*Ignores the undead ones and quickly takes bites out of one of the living members of the group.*

 

"Ridley! Do something!"

Right.

*tosses Stones at CBoD*

 

*Get hits by the stones. Then makes himself, Prowl, Ironhide and Sunstreaker Visable.*

Prowl, Why are we here again.

Prime needs motivation. I say we do the Gestalt thing they do in that other universe.

I dou't know if I want to be joined with a drunk.

This body is too old for that sort of thing.

Intoducing Mirage, Prowl, Sunstreaker and Ironhide.

Hey Little Prime how goes things.

Hate when you call me that.....

 

"He is using Cybertronians."

I know.

"You know how to respond to this."

I do. I just seems... wrong.

"When did you develop a conscience?"

 

*frowns* I didn't tune into the wrong reality, did I?

 

Hey I'm not siding with the bunny I was just standing in the wrong place!

 

Lio, I hate to do this to you, but this is the most effective defense I have against Cybertronians.

S̳̞͓̹u̮̦m͖͚͍͇̫͇ͅm̳͈u̗͕͕̩̳m̮̥̩͔s̭̮a̤̥͙̹͙͖͕n̻͙͚g̪̦̼e̮̼̗l͕̩̱̟͎̼̗̞u͔͈̣̙̲s s͇̜͓̞i̠̝͚̖͔̗n̠͔̪̠̞̲u̺̻͔ṣ͓̣̪̳͈̖͕i̗̯̺͇̜͖g̠̳͉̮̯̝̣ͅn̯̯̝̹̥̗ͅi̫̖͉̥̺s̲̯͓̙͖͇̪̙!̰̣̬̗̹

Come forth, Defiler of Memories!!!

*Micheal Bay appears*

 

..........I cannot refute it's probable effectiveness. however, it is an absolutely vile tactc

 

So many colors!

 

*Steps on Michael Bay*

We come from a universe similar to the original G1 Cartoons. Bay abominations are more based on the abominations of Pat Lee. The fallen the alspark, complete and total rubish.

To be fair Optimus the Alspark was in Beast Machine. Which like Beast Wars before it is more properly connected to the original cartoons.

Prowl, I've listen to Wheel Jack rant over a thousand times about how bad Beast Machines was. I'm greatful nothing like that happened in our universe.

The designs for Beast Machines weren't that bad. They didn't get my head right for that Botcon though. They should have splurged on a new head for the Mach Alert mold.

I can't believe we're talking about fictional version of our universe....

Somewhere in the multiverse they'er just as real as we are.

That's true. I had a run in with the Bay Prime. Why do you think he had a new altmode for the fourth movie. I kicked his ass.

.

 

THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO

 

Didn't you know? The Baybomination sickness is spread by contact!

Stepping on Bay the Defiler has ensured your infection with gratuitous explosions, poorly written stories, and general destruction of everything that makes you what you are!

 

I can fix that. *sets the multiverse straight, putting the Bay sickness back in it's proper place, away from these particular transformers*