"The neural interfaces are only obsolete because the Cad'vari-Saer armor system is obsolete." "True. I think there are a few old CS armors in the armory. I'm gonna see if I can adapt the old chips to the prototype."
"I am detecting that a being named Ridley Wolf has a chance of victory in a forum game where the object is to be the last to post. Shall we attempt to rectify this?" "I think we just did." In any case, I need to beam my Vectrex on board. "Your WHAT?!?" It's an '80s gaming console. "Oh."
"Scanning... Vectrex device located. Transporting now. I have also located a cache of games, if you are interested." Are you sure that's even his machine? "The odds of it being the exact Vectrex device he seeks are... quite low. I transported the first functional device I located."
Well, sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz! You actually teleported my machine on board! "Wow. That thing looks like a dinky little arcade machine." It kinda is, Rainbow.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be playing Hyperchase. *plays Hyperchase on the Vectrex* "And I'll be busy... napping." *falls asleep* "What am I doing with my life?"
