*shakes, sending shards of crystal flying everywhere, and returns to normal* He's a genetically engineered superdog. That's not going to work. "Cellular crystallization weapons are used by several private security forces in the galaxy. Naturally, Pirate Dog has a resistance coded into his genes."
*turns him crystal again with her chaos magic* ..............Well, Pirate Dog, you, are a Crystal Pirate Dog.
Meh, the sprite might be fun, but I'm not consistent with all the characters. Besides I yell at you guys when you get them wrong.