Last to Post: Round Five

Maybe you do

 

I don't :3

 

what if you did without realizing that you did?

 

I'm going to win, actually.

 

how can you be so sure about that, though? Maybe it's similar to quantum entanglement!

 

I'm sure because I'm the type of person who will stubbornly continue posting long after everyone else loses interest.

 

well, unfortunately that description also fits me

 

How can time speak?

 

I sahy..... LET THERE BE FIGHTS!

 

God is dead, and we killed him

 

Did I not already tell you I'm from the future and Ridley wins this round. You don't win a round till 8, and that's only because for a week Ridley's daughter is sick and he can't come online.

 

So... I ended up having a pretty long discussion today with a guy at work about Deadpool when it suddenly struck me; he was heavy set, had a big beard and glasses, was in his mid-to-late twenties, with a weird and warped sense of humour...

I think I may have found Ridley's secret, long-lost, British brother.

 

Rid's been cloned!

 

He's not a perfect clone; he didn't at any point growl at me or threaten me with physical violence.

 

I must have made that one then. My clones tend to suck like that. My clone of Pirate Dog is a Ninja Kitty. Not the Ninja kitty though.

 

*suddenly looks around nervously*
Er... you haven't cloned me at any point, have you?

 

Course I have. The clones of you are half the population of my planet. Kind of why I avoid it.

 

I'm simultaneously flattered, offended, and terrified by that statement.