Instead of reading the last page to see what you're replying to, I'm just gonna disagree with you. You're wrong. There's no way. You're so wrong that if there were an award for being wrong, you'd lose, but you'd accidentally go up on stage to accept it at the awards ceremony because you're so wrong, you'd think they called your name instead of the other guy. And then they'd see how wrong you are and give you the award anyway.