No! Jury bias! The jury was corrupt! Clearly this was a case of blackmail and bribery. Therefore I win!
Overruled, jury was fairly and randomly selected from the general population and kept from contact during the trail. Ruling stands!
But this means that they were obviously bribed BEFORE the trial, because the defendant bribed every pony who was on the list of possible jurors. In fact he was arrested for sneaking into the official building containing said list.
Overruled, there is no such list. And unless the defendant is rich enough to bribe the 5 million+ inhabitants of this area, then he is too rich to be in jail.
Overruled. The court has made its decision that SnowM is the winner of this thread and is hereby adjorned.