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My dear fellow health care provider in charge of maintaining and restoring the vital life functions of me and our comrades, I am in immedeate need of medical assistance for the purpose of bringing my person back into a state in which I can more properly and lastingly commence my lethal assault on the opposing party of mercenaries, as I wish to further serve the purpose for which our mutual contractor has assigned us and our brothers in arms.
Dear Health Care Client, Your patronage is appricated and your needs are understood, but I'm sorry, go kill yourself with a toaster.