What if I told you that humans are actually all changelings and the original humans were wiped out ages ago?
What if I told you I was actually sent to wipe out the false humans? And that I am actually a pony in the guise of a human?
What if I told you that you've given your cover away and her Majesty's police are coming over to your house to take you away?
What if I told you that cannot be done for I have already purged the changelings from the British authorities, and that's why I am currently in America somewhere?