You know what? You brought this on yourself. You invoked the lowest form of thread derailing known to man. You started a Spider-man thread. A goddamned SPIDER-MAN THREAD. You leave me no choice. I don't want to do this, but you backed me into a corner. This is your doing. By the power of all that is distasteful and stupid! By the inescapable Law of Godwin! I declare this... A HITLER THREAD!!!
Something like this happened to me in a recent roleplay. Terrible Luck roll. I'm not a very clever bunny.