"I am afraid you seek the impossible. For many millennia have beings, both sentient and non-sentient, searched for a face cuter than Rexy's. To this very day, there has never been found a face that has achieved even half the cuteness of Rexy's..."
"You see...these are the reasons I have so much trouble trying not to ship me and you constantly...It's difficult..."
Nope.... Dark isn't gonna be okay. He's gonna be GREAT! Come on chap, cheer up. Don't make me give ya a noogie.
"No offence Placid...but your avatar scares me...I'm not used to seeing Twilight that happy...or pupilless (is that the right word?)"
. . . . . . I take offense.... Those are clearly Corneas. not Pupils, "Harrumph!" EDIT: Oh wait, you mean Pupil-less... Silly me... Derp. I thought that was a weird way of spelling pipils....
Thanks ^^ Because I'm not sure I entered the contest correctly or not :/ Not to mention, British Spike is a pretty big blog on tumblr. Thanks ^^
"Well you see, due to circumstances I don't understand, I'm now a half-changeling, I need love to live. So...in order to keep on living I've been asking ponies here to be my 'love slaves', the changeling term for a pony that has agreed to feed that changeling their love. The reason why it's called a love SLAVE? Because most changeling's prefer to get their love the easy way by enslaving the pony with their magic and taking it. But, I don't know if I can do that with my magic...I mean, I wouldn't do that anyways. ...So, you wanna be one?"