Legends of New Equestria

"Alright... I will, Bolt." Narrowleaf murmured, frowning.

 

Bolt grabbed Flitter and Star telekinetically and returned home. "Brisk does hate me..." He moaned.

 

"We don't hate you." Narrowleaf said, telepathically. "Well... I don't."

 

"Thanks. You seemed...disgusted." Bolt said.

 

"What do you mean?" He asked in response.

 

"Don't touch my mane?" Bolt reminded.

 

"I... I hate it. That's why I wore a hat. ...Until my mother stole it." He replied.

 

"Someone is self conscious." Bolt laughed.

 

"You be quiet ya big bully!" He replied.

 

Bolt just responded by laughing. "I was joking!" He said in between laughs.

 

"I know. I was also joking." Narrowleaf said.

 

"Haha!" Bolt replied. "Nice."

 

"Y-Yeah..." Narrowleaf replied, lying down. "That..."

 

"What's wrong?" Bolt asked

 

"Nothin' just had a long day... Wife died... Ate her corpse... She's a ghost..." He yawned.

(Oh... No... No...)

 

"Gross. Sorry bout that." Bolt said.

 

"Don't worry. She was delicious... Best pony I've ever eaten..." He said.

 

"Stop it. You're gonna give me ideas!!!" Bolt laughed

 

"What do you mean?" He asked.

 

"Well...you did just tell me you ATE your wife. And it was good. And mine was joined to her...but I'm laughing because you didn't when you said you ate your wife! That's...mildly dirty." Bolt joked.