mammoths

Legion · May 31, 2012

Quill Inkwell said: ↑

OK, ok. I'm settling this once and for all:

First of all, Wooly Mammoths didn't move at all. The universe moved around them. They could create a black hole with their trunks that warped Space/Time around them, so what was the ponit of expending energy to move?
They could also speak to each other using an intricate series of screetches and clapping of hands. Yes, they had hands. Look it up if you don't believe me. It might take a while of searching because it's kind of a cover-up, like the Moon landing (which happened in real life, but scientists are spreading theories that it was faked as a double-Xanatos gambit to fool any aliens and Princess Luna. You can look that up, too).
They lived in huts that were too small for them but like I said before, since the universe revolves around them, they could simply travel back into time when they were very small as well so they could live in them. Oh, and the huts are made of water.
What else? Wooly Mammoths were hunted to extinction by Windigoes because they spent a lot of their time infighting and causing all sorts of chaos and destruction. The universe was destroyed no less than three times because of the wooly mammoths and their heavy metal music, so there's that.
But it's okay because wooly mammoths are actually not real.
Except that their remains have been discovered by scientists who may or may not have visited the moon during the 16th century.

So there.
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Well now we're getting somewhere. This is much more rational than all previous theories. ^^

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