Asmo laughed. "Well I'll be here to give him hell the whole time.~" "Hon, what's an RP?" Raven asked quietly.
"Whoa." Asmo conjured a tentacle from the ceiling and waved it around in Neo's ghostly body. "Lord! You taking notes here? This is cool! Make your body this!"
"But... can you feel that?" Maya walked out from the kitchen balancing everypony's plates on her back. "Lunch is served.~ Sorry about the wait, dudes. Had to make it just right."
*neoshadows wings move over and pick up his plate, placing it on a table, then putting the approopriate coinage on the counter* "perhaps I should do the same to you, see if you "feel it" ."
"Only Az, Maya, Saber, Nightshade, Silver, that bat chick, probably Blackened, and... maybe Dusty are allowed to beat my ass," said Asmo.
"Alrighty then." Maya set Blacky's food down in front of him and walked back behind the counter. "We should be pals." Asmo attempted to pat Neo on the back.
"Jeeze, if you're gonna be hostile..." Asmo made his way over to Blackened and sat by him. "You. Let's write songs."
"Oh yurrr!" he exclaimed. "Hey, thanks for the curry Maya!" He turned back to Asmo. "What are you feeling right now?"
Maya nodded. "Welcome." "I'm thinking," said Asmo, "of a vulgar birthday song. Mostly 'cause the dear bartender has a birthday coming up, and I want it to be just as special as last year!" Maya rolled her eyes. "Dude, you built three party cannons, filled them with weed, my weed, and set them off in my lab."
"Sounds like a cool idea," he said. "I was thinking something like this. It's just a quick draft, but it's a start." He wrote some words on a small piece of paper and slid it over to Asmo. The paper read: "Well... Another bucking year has come and gone So come on get that party hat Better put that bucker on Gonna drink a lot of bucking punch Gonna smoke a lot of bucking pot And if you gotta work tomorrow Better call and tell them to BUCK OFF"
Asmo cackled at the lyrics. "Perfect." Raven peaked over Asmo's shoulder. "Hey... you guys mind if I add to this?"
Raven pulled a tiny pen from under her split tongue. She continued on the paper with the following: Happy bucking birthday to you~ All your bucking friends are here, and your bucking family too Hope you get some bucking action, bucking drink until you spew Happy bucking birthday to you~
"Wow, that's awesome!" Blackened exclaimed. "This is going to be a beast of a birthday belter once we're done with it!"