Skydust sat up straight and cleared his throat. He quietly asked Saber, "Do you, by chance, partake in recreational use of a certain herb?"
Maya. I'm not going to be staying much longer. So no. In addition me and Saber are not as you say 'a thing'. Skydust, I don't think you should be asking right now...
There is going to be a government official knocking that door down in a few minutes. Maya, I've already arranged to have it fixed.
"Oh no," said Maya, getting legitimately frustrated. "Nopony's gonna break my door. If you would, I'd like you to go prop it open."
Twenty shots into the contest, Nightshade was lightly buzzed. Forty shots in, her wingtips were dragging on the floor and she was finding it difficult to walk a straight line. It was right about then that Silver Crescent walked in. He took a seat next to Holly and sighed. "I should probably ask why you're suddenly a pony, and why my daughter is making a fool of herself, but at this point, I've learned not to ask questions." He noticed that wagers were being placed on the contest. "Double whiskey for me, and fifty bits on my little girl."
"Without a warrent, they're not getting behind the counter," she said with confidence. She then smiled at Silver Crescent. "Double whiskey, right on." She quickly made and gave him his drink.
Saber slowly rased her hooves above her head, figuring best to comply. luckily she didnt have anything except the potions. "*squee!* *squee!* *squee!*!"
*A pony wearing a suit and tie walks in and puts a warrant for the inspection and a badge on the bar*