Silver stood up and approached the pony in the suit. "Who are you, and why are you here? Talk fast, you're interrupting my drinking."
Inspector Thonymas: Records at the Bureau state it has been an immense number of days since this establishment has had a surprise inspection. Make sure that even when there isn't an inspection scheduled, regulations are being followed. Its the law, ma'am.
Saber, quiet. I'll deal with that. (Nods) *With a rush of wind, Saber's car vanishes and in its place is an inconspicuous car that draws no attention.*
"I do. As you can see, everything's clean. If you wanna sample some things, go ahead, but I don't consent to you tearing through my stuff."
Thonymas: of course madam. I don't intend too. But I do need to see the kitchen, bathrooms, any and all guest rooms, and behind the counter. Basically where food and drink is kept and prepared, and where guests interact.
Silver grunted. "Do what you came here to do. Just keep in mind that the Night Guard is already keeping an eye on this place."
Thonymas: (Turns to face Silver) We are well aware. Arch: (sends a thought spike to Maya asking to talk to her in thoughts)
"Fine. You can look at the kitchen, bathrooms, and guest rooms. Also, I present you with these." She put an alchemy license, issued 501 years ago, and a medical marijuana card, issued two years ago, on the counter. She also mentally accepted Arch's offer.
Thonymas: (Looks at the alchemy license.) You realize that you need to renew these every 500 years? But as its only a year over, I'm issuing a warning. Also do you have your Liquor License, Vending License, and Establishment Permit from the last Inspection on display?
(Can you edit that? Were that the case, Maya would have had it renewed. It seems minor, but that's something that'd be way out of character.) Maya pointed to the back wall. "Over there."
Ooc: Better? Arch: (To Maya) I can hide things from his search, what needs hidden Thonymas: Thank you. (Looks over them) Your Liquor License is expiring next month, please renew as soon as you can. (Walks into the bedrooms and inspects them)
Saber just sat there, ignoring the inspector, and drinking cider. "Isnt this fun.." she commented, sarcastically.
(Close enough.) "There's a book I need you to hide under the counter," she told him. "An anarchist cookbook-like thing I wrote. I'd also like him gone." She continued aloud, "He interrupted everyone's good time for a surprise inspection, which is illegal, by the way, without a pre-existing reason."
Arch: you didn't hear, there is a law requiring surprise inspections. *A tiny puff of vapor and the cookbook vanishes.*
Silver followed the Inspector closely. It was his right and duty as a sworn Night Guard to assist and aid investigations, whether the investigator liked it or not. "I am curious under whose authority this 'surprise inspection' of yours is being made."
"I studied law. I'm not as dumb as I look. That applies to businesses that've had problems in the past, and this place hasn't. And that fact that he was gonna break down the door, according to you, and scared my customers is another giant *squee!*ing issue. He's not getting behind my counter."
