Well, there I don't look like this. But rather, this. (A photograph appears) Ooc: check my character sheet for the description.
Oh of course I know. I've been to them all. At some point. Time traveling existential being? Remember? Its fine. So many events to keep track of.
"Just 'cause you're immortal doesn't mean you've seen everything," said Maya. "Either way, please stay safe. I don't trust that place."
I know that. But to my knowledge I've seen every Earth. There may be more since I zipped around them, but....there may not. Plus there are many other places I haven't been.
Nightshade rolled her eyes. "I'll be honest, Ridley, he's kinda starting to bug me." (You're not supposed to be talking to me right now. You're in the middle of a roleplay.) "You're the one who wrote all those shots for me. Now I'm drunk and I feel like venting. Deal with it." (Fine. What's the problem?) "It's this whole 'existential being' business! We've seen overpowered characters in the past, yeah. Hell, I'm the most overpowered character you've ever written. It's just that he's so damn full of himself! You and I both know that he can't have visited every Earth, or even most of them!" (I know, but what can I do? He's obviously pretty proud of his character, and I think he just wants to show off.) "I get that, but he tried to make me look incompetent! That crap with the corruption? He just assumed that I couldn't handle it alone!" (Well, to be fair, you normally keep your power hidden. He didn't know what you can do.) "He should have figured it out once I got rid of it the first time! That line about me not doing it right was total BS and you know it!"
(and the fourth wall has been broken..) "Night are you talking to yourself over there?" Saber questioned towards Night.
Anyway, after I leave, I will only be returning once, in two weeks. Until then I'll be watching you! (Cheerily waves a hoof) (turns on the spot, and vanishes)
(Goes to stores the rest of the day.) Ooc: as in, I'm tired and I'm too tired to think of actual stuff. Good night.
Nightshade suddenly realized what she was doing. As knowledgeable as these ponies were, she doubted that they'd be able to handle learning the real truth. "I was just talking to myself. Yep. Bad habit. Sorry about that."
