Maya tilted her head. "This is Bill Cipher, huh? The... crazy dangerous thing that Arch warned us about?" She sighed. "Better take your turn, Sabe."
Etheran shrugged and conjured a bottle of whiskey sour for Bill. "here. because why not before we start?"
"Actually, you should probably hurry." Etheran commented. "I don't want him staying here too long. I have other things to do."
"Thanks!" Bill downed the drink and tossed an enormous flawless diamond onto the bar. "Keep the change!" He stood up and floated towards the ceiling, growing in size until he was several times larger than a stallion. "Come at me, bro!"
"Well i dont think a tree will fit up there anymore but i can distract him for you?" she said, standing. NINJAD... "Well um.."
(im jus gonna do it..) Saber stepped forward, and used her magic to pull a tree from outside somehow not damaging the door. She put on an angry face, and shoved the tree up his ass. "Got Wood? hehe.. i know lame.."
(Godmod away. That's pretty much the point of this, isn't it?) Bill yelped and ducked into the restroom to remove the tree. He emerged a moment later, treeless and annoyed. "Okay, seriously... WHAT THE HECK?! Who even does that?"
"Right? That's just creepy." Asmo conjured up a single tentacle, grabbed Bill by the feet, and slammed him ten times against the bar counter, loudly counting each strike. "And the crowd goes ape*squee!*! Hahahaha!~" He released him.
Ooc: Yup. Selena: (gallops in) Oi! Demon! How's this? (Hurls a javelin tipped with moonstone into Bill's eye.)
Bill wobbled unsteadily in the air as he carefully removed the spear from his eye. "See if I come to another one of your parties!"
Who said this was a party? Also read the spear's engravings *On the spear is a saying that'll only be known at another time.* I'm afraid you were tricked by someone.
"My turn." Maya hopped over the counter and delivered a Reigns-style Superman punch to Bill's back, striking with the force of a speeding SUV.
Bill was launched into the wall, cracking it. He shook away the stars and tweeting birds circling his head and answered. "No, I'm here because somebody wanted to turn this roleplay into a Gravity Falls crossover."
Hmm. I need to go. (Turns and gallops outside) (Scratches symbols into the ground, and breaks a moonstone, vanishing into the smoke that eminates from the stone and symbols)
Bill laughed. "Yeah, whatever that was, it isn't gonna work. This fight is a one-shot deal. When I'm gone, this little crossover ends."
