"No hard feelings, right?" Maya asked. "You seem like a nice dude. Just... kinda had to beat you up real quick."
"No, I get it. So, are we done yet? Ridley wants to watch an episode of Archer before he goes to bed."
"Depends. Anyone else wanna attack? Otherwise I'll just get my second over with, then let Az do whatever."
Arch: (trembling as he stands) Yeah, I think so, but I get the feeling the original purpose is now forever, sadly, lost.
"And what was the real purpose? Showing off how amazing your OC is?" Bill tapped his foot impatiently. "C'mon, let's keep the line moving."
Etheran shrugged and conjured a thousand spears made from light and Darkness and shot them through Bill at several times the speed of light.
Timber, meanwhile, had fallen asleep somehow, and was quiet as mouse. Stuffy was oblivious and preoccupied with a jar of peanut butter. It was apparent neither of them wanted anything to do with this business.
Ooc: hmm. Uses ooc thread and no one pays attention, but I'm sure this post will get disparaging remarks in return.
"Might as well show off, too. This next potion took me two minutes to craft. Got a doctorate in chemistry, you know. IQ 200. Not just a dumb stoner mare." Maya grabbed a small bottle from the bar counter, leapt back, and chucked it at Bill. It exploded like a frag grenade. "Actually, I just call it alchemy cause I grew up with the word." Dusty held a magic barrier around Bill to contain the explosion.
Etheran shrugged, conjuring more whiskey and setting it on the counter. "feel free to ask for even more whiskey after they're done, Bill."
Azrael's eyes rolled back as he faced Bill. "Rest..." He wrapped his forelegs around him, holding him tight. The floor beneath them started to crack, glowing red. "In... PEACE..." The ground finally gave way, and Azrael dragged him straight into the bowels of Tartarus. The temperature rose as they drew nearer, until it was finally like sitting in a bonfire as they crashed into the underworld. This was clearly the more damnation-y side of Tartarus.
Bill toasted a marshmallow on the flames, tore open a portal to his home dimension, and vanished from the RP. As soon as he was gone, the damage to the bar undid itself and everything returned to normal.
Etheran smiled. "well, that was fun. next round's on me" they said, setting a few dozen bits on the counter
Azrael let out a sigh and looked around the bar. "That was annoying. Let us refrain from further conflict, yes?"
